Does Your "______" Hang Low.. (You Fill In the Blank)

Some things on your body you should not EVER take a photo of, (or check out in the mirror) even out of curiosity, in mid-life:

A. Boobs

Well I guess it depends on the size, the position you are in, and whether you have had boobage surgery by Dr. fix it. Me personally, NEVER laying down on the bed, because they just flop over to the sides like two eyeballs looking in opposite directions, pancake style. NEVER bending over, because that is cow udder horror, and NEVER EVER EVER while in motion...could give myself a black eye, and most likely any motion captured would have one boob up in my face and the other down at my navel. If you want to get a good nakedy pic of your boobage, hug yourself, just below the boobs and kind of "support" them, gives the illusion of perkies.

B. FACE

This refers to only the manner in which you take the photo, or look in the mirror. Ever wonder what your face looks like, um...during sex, if you are ON TOP, laying over your partner? I beg of you, do not take a curiosity photo of you looking straight down into the camera. Fine example, Blanch from Golden Girls. Learn from this!!
Lastly and most importantly....

C. VAGINA

I did this, recently, yup I took a photo , me bending over, cell phone camera behind bum, to see what "it" would look like from behind in that position. I am still dealing with the emotional trauma of that image in my head and may be seeking counseling soon, so that's all I have to say about that. LOL.

On a positive note..............saggage is a normal part of life. We may be horrified , we may be bitter at the aging process. But let us count our blessings, or...lets just blame our sagging va-jay-jay's on our children.